|A. While no one is looking, apply some lip color to the back of your hand (we have used dark shades for emphasis but please choose one suited to your complexion).|
|B. Wait for something disgusting to come up in conversation. This shouldn't take long. SPIT!|
|C. Wipe mouth off with back of hand, depositing lipcolor onto lips.|
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